i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)

at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!

by michael foolsley August 23, 2012

I have a plan Arthur

The phrase “I have a plan Arthur” is usually coincided with a bad plan, or decision that someone is going to make. This is usually a reference to RDR2 where Dutch Van Der Linde’s plans most of the time fucking suck and cause more trouble than good.

A: “Bro we’re pinned down what the hell are we going to do?”
D: “don’t worry I have a plan Arthur ”

by TheBigPayday January 28, 2022

You have a purdy mouth

When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!

Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!

J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?

Z: ..............

J: ......... um i sai-

Z: You have a purdy mouth.

J: ...

Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?

** J peppersprays Z**

by typomonster November 3, 2010

I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010

have (or get) cold feet

to become afraid, to have second thoughts

This is no time to get cold feet.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

by Danny B March 16, 2005

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010