douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016

derrius guice

G.O.A.T.
Army Bowl MVP
Fastest RB to 1k yards in LSU program history

8.0 YPC (leads the nation)
Dha-sickest
1300+ yards (as a backup), leading the SEC
Guice is just the best running back okay people

Derrius Guice emotionally and spiritually hurt the Arkansas defense

by 24Flavorz January 23, 2017

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Sugar Glider

The sexual act of ejaculating into a persons armpit so when they lift up their arm the semen spreads imitating the flying flap.

Hey bro, I totally gave her a sugar glider last night!

by Armata March 12, 2019

jonny guida

a very good man

he is a jonny guida

by Yologam February 18, 2020