glory hole

The space between two moving platforms at the production Gloria!

watch out for the glory hole!

by anon7630 December 4, 2011

Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.

My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.

by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008

Gooey Fart Burger

When you have anal sex bust in the girls ass, then have her suck you off cum again in her mouth then turn around and fart in it.

Bob: "Yo dude did you hear what Jake did to Casey?"
Rob: "Yeah...he gave her a Gooey Fart Burger last night..."

by Likapubis April 28, 2007

new found glory

A band that makes terrible cover versions of great old classics such as 'kiss me' and 'my heart will go on'

Scott: Have you heard the song My Heart Will Go On???
Emily: Yea, I like how Celine Dion sings it
Scott: No, the New Found Glory version which has ruined the whole song for me!!!

by Jesus - well not really January 11, 2009

Goodyear

Slapping a hoe while she's blowing you, and then putting her head back on your dick for her to continue the job

Erich straight up goodyeared that chick last night bro.

by Juan Cabron September 17, 2011

goody two shoes

Someone who is "SO GREAT" and is so rich that she has two shoes. That lucky B.

LaShonda & Janet are goody two shoes. They are so great that they get two shoes. Whereas no one likes me . I have one shoe - they get two.

by ShaneIsWrong May 19, 2016

glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed

Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner May 13, 2005