Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!
The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue
by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022
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Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.
Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub
by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
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psychotic gold prius

The psychotic gold prius is in front of me again.
by sane neighbor July 06, 2011
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Old Butt Gold

The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.
Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.

Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
by Sneaky_Bastard October 09, 2017
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Valuable Gold Nuggets

Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.
n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre
by Pce_Nug January 21, 2006
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Gold Ruby Shower

Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.
That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower
by VenezuelanFarRight January 12, 2017
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facebook gold trick

when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists
Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!

Sam: lets search facebook and find it!

3 hours later

Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010
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