Grandmommy

Like a mom but older, also your mommy's mommy

That grandmommy is really hot.

by Azunya January 12, 2022

grandfatherless

Having no grandfather

Joe Rounsley is grandfatherless

by Guywithallthebitches March 7, 2022

grandfatherphobia

Being scared of grandfathers.

He hates my grandfather! That must be his grandfatherphobia kickin' in!

by Fredick Beanburger April 5, 2022

Grandpa L

A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.

(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)

by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022

Grandpa woo

This man is our super idol
He has a shiny bald head.
He will use his 1-meter ruler to beat you if you disrespect him

*angry grandpa woo noise*

by Wuehejdn November 28, 2022

granama

The ancient, crusty ancestor who aggressively spoils the newest family members with expired sweets, bear-hug wedgies, and ear-piercing, weathered back-scratchers claimed to be "good luck charms."

Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

Grandpa El’d

When someone, typically an older person, sits down without underwear, causing their genitals to spill out of their shorts and into the view of an unsuspecting victim.

Ian’s uncle Grandpa El’d me yesterday. I wonder if those magnificent elephant testicles run in the family?

by JohnDavidXXX July 27, 2023