Alabama Fidget Spinner

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.

me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 28, 2018

Apple fridder

A delicious treat.

I would really like an apple fridder.

by I seriously don't know May 30, 2018

The Fidgets

The fidgets is like, being nervous or getting the willies.

A sense of nervousness.

I don’t like cops, their presence gives me the fidgets.

by JGoonch June 9, 2018

Scientific Fringeism

Scientific fringeism, also scientific marginalism and informally as fringology or fringeology, is an intellectual movement that advocates the study of fringe/marginal theories as serious theories. Scientific fringeism also advocates the creation of a fringe/marginal scientific community worldwide just for the study of fringe/marginal theories such as the creation of fringe/marginal experiments in order to see if some theory is really fringe/marginal or not. Scientific fringeism also advocates epistemological anarchism since it's the best system for the study of fringe/marginal theories and so on.

"Scientific fringeism is an interesting movement, it might be really useful for the study of fringe theories related to spirituality, esotericism, occultism and supernaturality, and even the development of areas such as occult sciences, esoteric sciences, spiritual sciences, supernatural sciences, extraphysical sciences, spiritology, esoterology, occultology, supernaturalology, occult psychology, esoteric psychology, logical supernaturalism, divinialism, agnosticology, agnosticography, deistology, deistography and so on.

by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.

Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).

by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 27, 2019