Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

by The one #3 October 26, 2009

you wastin; my free txts

when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt

sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work

recieved: o

sent: ugh you wastin; my free txts wit that shit

by d.r.a.e. March 4, 2009

AOL free CD

A challenge in persistance and minimal effort for maximum results.

Though I've received enough to use as coasters, I have only used one AOL free cd in the past 2.5 years of free service, because apparently, the yelling customer is always right and always deserves an extension to free service, even if said customer has never paid a dime to aol.

by NikkiNikki July 31, 2006

Ally Ally Oxen Free

1) Roughly translated to "Come out come out wherever you are."

2) Term commonly used in the game hide-and-seek. It is used when the seeker gives up and all hiders are allowed a free walk to the base so a new seeker can be chosen.

"Ally ally oxen free! Come out come out wherever you are!"

by Ellie Craig March 8, 2008

Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.

"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."

by Iandb1 January 8, 2005

free thinker

A word meaning someone who doesn't necessarily base their opinions on any particular creed or system of ideas, but based on their own intuition and perception of reality.

Also, a word hijacked by the Militant Atheist movement to mean, well, an atheist, with the obvious (but baseless) implication that free thought would never bring anyone to believe in a higher power.

Joe didn't believe in any organized religion, but believed in his own form of God. Joe is a free thinker.

by quietmedic June 2, 2016

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011