feldmonster

Noun (n) The evolved form of the Feldman. A very angry little creature that will inflict its wrath if not given a tribute of C4 and protein daily. Commonly spotted during the day at the temple of iron before returning to its cave at night.

Example: "Hide your kids, hide your wife, because the feldmonster is on the prowl tonight

by loopscooper September 16, 2013

strawberry fields

a non-alcoholic multiple fruit beverage (with strawberry flavoring in the forefront) that is served at refreshment booths at various functions, especially on college campuses. Probably named after the classic hit by the Beatles.

May, with the long blonde hair and very long legs was drinking a Strawberry Fields drink at the campus Rennaisance festival.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Fiending

a meth like desire for something. To really crave something or someone

I am fiending for that guy right now.

I am fiending for some perk right now.

by .that's what's up. October 18, 2009

Von Feldt

The act of pleasuring oneself orally, with great flexibility.

Hey gang, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Von Feldt myself. Seeya!

by Ralph Macchio November 17, 2004

Feldner

a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."

"That Feldner gave me a welt..."

"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."

"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."

by nekedboy December 18, 2009

fied

short for "satisfied". Used to express extreme satisfaction, usually used in reaction to an aesthetically pleasing picture or video.

Hey, did you get that paint peeling video I sent you?
Yeah, so fied rn

by yellowcarlucky March 25, 2017

Meat Fiend

A male with a fetish for fresh young virgins, or a female with a real hunger for a male's love length or meat flume.

"Dude, that Dr Sheeble is a real meat fiend!"

by Dr Sheeble October 18, 2008