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Feldner

a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."

"That Feldner gave me a welt..."

"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."

"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."

Feldner by nekedboy December 18, 2009