February 26

If you request for the 26 special, the first person you ask is automatically required to kiss you, lick your cheek, or give you a lap dance.

You: Ayee it’s February 26th you know what that means
Her/him: ok get over here and let me sit on your peen

by RkoIsLife1738 November 2, 2019

February 26nd

February 26nd is national long finger revenge day. Any one with short fingers can be beat up by people with long fingers.

Long finger kid: You know what today is?
Short finger kid: oh no it is February 26nd.

by Sydmen November 6, 2019

February 27

If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.

Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!

by lil queff February 9, 2020

February 18th

February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot

Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck

by SandlotLover69 February 17, 2020

February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day

Let me grab dat butt its February 19th

by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

by s3lmqq May 6, 2020