Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.

Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.

by Grind S. December 17, 2013

first base

The French Kiss. Not just a peck on the cheek or lips. You gotta use your tongue.

"How far'd you get with her?" "Only first base, I might lose her if we don't get any farther"

by footballstud580 April 3, 2004

First Friday

Also referred to as Art Murmur, it's a giant party in downtown Oakland that clogs up Telegraph and Broadway with local artists, sideshows, and the sweet smell of thc. Mostly it's a place where black guys go to get booty calls, punks go to shoulder tap, and hipsters go to pretend like they give a fuck about art.

dude1: you goin to first friday?
dude2: hoodslam?
dude1: no the art thing
dude2: fuck that shit I got free booze at home come over

by alestorm November 12, 2012

ass first

A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.

Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.

Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.

by Damien Remmington March 24, 2009

forest

An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.

It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.

Man, that party last night was a forest! There were so many hot girls!

by DaveZeroZero April 5, 2008

First Person Shooter

A crappy genre of games popularized by American gamerz. These games existed in the form of classic 3D psuedo shooters like Castle Wolfenstien 3D and Doom. The genre turned into a pile of shit after it got bombared by World War II shooters and of course the ever popular Call of Duty.

Halo recieves honorable mentions

Xbawks owner: Do you wanna play some halo we can become LEET since its a First Person Shooter and we are american we HAVE to play it!!
Guy who plays more than just shooters: Nah lets get down with some Monster Hunter.
Xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
Guy who plays more than just shooters:.....get the fuck out

Shooters are the only reason the Xbox 360 sells well in the U.S.

by Gamer0079 May 26, 2010