flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

flattery

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.

"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"

by SwagBit March 8, 2019

gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

by joseph blough March 25, 2022

Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.

by nilethe146 August 9, 2015

Flatard

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

Flatliner President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.

Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020

flatwavelength

Flatwavelength is a content creator that is known for her pigeon related videos. She is also known as "the pigeon girl."

I follow flatwavelength on TikTok!

by Germ A. December 30, 2022