Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.

Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.

by G-Darb November 24, 2017

waft of douches

The collective term for a group of douche bags, whether the group consists of people or objects.

It's never a good day when one encounters a waft of douches.

by handleofthedandle September 19, 2016

Desk Douche

any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)

see also: side-kick douche

"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."

"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."

"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."

by sandycan January 7, 2012

Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

Douche Dwelling

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.

All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.

by Overturecly August 19, 2008

Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009

Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag

Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?

by Travis Shade January 3, 2009