100% off discount coupon

A weapon, often a gun.

Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

by Koreami September 24, 2022

Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.

"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"

by Gorbont March 7, 2019

discordian

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

by inda305 June 30, 2020

aol disc

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

cute girl discount

When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.

- "Hey! I paid $10 more than her!"
- "She must have got the cute girl discount."

by apc34 March 25, 2009

Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

by Foxnight February 22, 2015

Disc Daddy

The person responsible for introducing another person to the sport of Disc Golf.

I am better than David now, but he is my Disc Daddy.

by Lurchimess August 30, 2021