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Zen dildo

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
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dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.
by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016
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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time
Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"
by #4567 February 20, 2017
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