dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Dildo baby

A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.

Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

Dildo denile

When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.

What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.

by breakboy72 April 7, 2019

Dildo

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

by POUTin April 12, 2022

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019