A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021
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Get the natural dildomug. Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Dildomug. Another word for penis
I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.
I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.
I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.
by TheOneOfLight May 18, 2019
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