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A thief who tries to rob a gun shop is shot dead by those in the store.
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.
by Druss April 1, 2005
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dead 90

When you have a boner that only shoots straight out at an angle of 90 degrees so that if you are on an elevator and happen to have a boner your weiner tip could hit the button to get to a floor. It points directly straight out like an arrow, their is no limpness, but no curve in the shaft...
Holy shit Paglio, that fat chick was all over your dead 90 last night...better keep that on the dl
by Blau January 6, 2006
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beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.
"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"
by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009
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Dead Sexy

Someone who makes you drop dead just looking at their sexiness.
DAMN, I almost passed out when I saw Billie Joe Armstrong at the Green Day concert. He is dead sexy!!
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dead horse

Military term for an issue that has been adressed over and over and over again. Comes from the expression ”You’re beating a dead horse.”, meaning that talking about the issue is not going to change anything so drop it.

Dead horse can also be used to describe words such as 1337, emo, and townie. There are already hundreds of similar defs for those terms, enough already their dead horses, stop beating them and move on.
Captain Snuffy - “Men, I’ve called this meeting here today to stress to you the importance of cleanliness in the barracks and to discuss the upcoming deployment to Iraq. Soldiers need to sweep out their rooms daily and...”
(2 hours later)
..and also I would like to be informed in writing when the troops have taken out the trash in the recreation room, and"
Sergeant – "SIR, WE’VE GOT IT!! It’s a dead freaking horse can we move on to other issues now?"
by Trav October 27, 2004
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Dead Dick Syndrome

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.
My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.
by arelpee June 7, 2009
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dead poetic

A good band that used to have more of a hardcore influence. Now they are tearing up the rock and screamo world.
by wickedax May 8, 2005
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