Blau's definitions

dead 90

an erect penis that cannot achieve an angle above 90 degrees.

Steve, I hear you have a tremendous dead 90.

by Blau July 25, 2008

Blikity-Blau

a greeting....

ah blikity blau beotch

by blau June 7, 2003

Blau

It’s a definition of big as booty BITCH

Wow you have a nice Blau

by Blau November 9, 2019

dead 90

When you have a boner that only shoots straight out at an angle of 90 degrees so that if you are on an elevator and happen to have a boner your weiner tip could hit the button to get to a floor. It points directly straight out like an arrow, their is no limpness, but no curve in the shaft...

Holy shit Paglio, that fat chick was all over your dead 90 last night...better keep that on the dl

by Blau January 6, 2006