Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

die-t

Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.

I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.

by Adorkable72 April 24, 2023