Desprise 

The oppisite to a SURprise.
When you think you're about to get something good but it dissapoints you

tay: is that a park?
kel: nah its just a little car
tay: desprise!

Desprise by kelseph February 9, 2009

desesper 

to be feeling desperate, annoyed, exasperated, frustrated, anxious, and/or extremely bored.

Derived from the spanish term "desesperado"

Jocelyn: "Maaaaan I'm so desesper! This stats class needs to be over!"
Leslie: "Yeah me too, we need to get out of here like NOW."
Elsa: "Si muy desesper"

desesper by Lili17 March 24, 2009

Desert Shower 

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.

You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.

Desert Shower by ER Nurse July 24, 2011

Desktop dumpster dive 

When you erase incriminating evidence from your pc, only to retrieve it later from the recycle bin

Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.

Desktop dumpster dive by El el fetches December 18, 2011

Desperacity Climax 

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

Desperacity Climax by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

desk mojo 

the sacred stuff on top of or inside your desk used to entertain you and no one else

Guy 1: hey, this is a cool little thing you-
Guy 2 : No! Stop touching stuff you're messn' up my desk mojo.
Guy 1: Ok bro chill.

desk mojo by lookwhaticando April 6, 2013

desperation mode 

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

desperation mode by Lolarobot January 7, 2017