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Cuddlemuff

When one covers themselves in cotton balls and proceeds to hug all people in the vicinity. Generally used by hobos to solicit money from african americans.
Dude, did you see that guy Cuddlemuff me?

Yeah, you gotta wonder where a hobo gets all that cotton from.
by Ninjesco June 28, 2010
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Cuddletitis

A Rare Disease Passed On Through Hugs And Is Highly Contagious And Can Only Be Cured With Hugs :3
Sir: Ma'am Can I Please Get A Hug Its Killing Me
Ma'am:No Get Away From Me
Sir:But I Have Cuddletitis
Ma'am: Just One, ok

*Hugs Each Other*

Disease Has Now Been Spread On..
by Dr. Bagels May 31, 2013
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Cuddletunity

Brennon, think of all the cuddletunities we would have if we lived together!

Go spend the night at his place! That's a great cuddletunity.

Let's skip class, this is a great cuddletunity.
by LaurKitty October 1, 2014
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Cuddles In Paris

The perfect place to have cuddles, or hugs, whether this be in front of a movie or simply outside looking at the sun go down. Said to be highly recommendable
'You're lucky, having cuddles in Paris!"
by Merrick Haydon March 14, 2015
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Cuddlefish

When you're cuddling when you're partner and you, as the big spoon, makes your hand into a hook and hooks your partner as if you were fishing.
Do you want to try cuddlefishing tonight?

Only if you'll hook me.
by Diplomidiots September 30, 2015
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Curtain Cuddler

A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay
Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.
by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009
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Commander Cuddles

A calm and collected guy who, although has a bad boy demeaner, is really a giant teddy bear to those/that girl(s) he truely cares about. Very charming and fun to talk to, probably the bestest friend a person could ever have. (:
Girl #1: "Hey isn't that -Insert Name Here- I heard he was a badass.
Girl #2: "Naw, that's my Commander Cuddles.<3"
by Lil' Chick (; January 3, 2011
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