alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

Crab

A creature who has an orange shell and lives in the sea. It will claw most things that come in its way.

I saw that orange crabby thing in the water, I knew it was a crab!

by Woodland September 16, 2012

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

Crab

The meaning of something being dead, done, over, finito.

Example 1:
*Alex's phone dies in a group call*
"Where did alex go?"
"Oh he's crab"

Example 2:
*Being depressed*
"I wanna be crab"

by Nightnamer January 20, 2021

lil crab

A very hotterer girl that can rap.

Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?

Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.

by Cumher servher January 27, 2020

Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025