corned beef

roast beef (see "roast beef") which has abstained from having sex in a while

wow that old whore, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!

by pooman von higgamshtein III February 23, 2004

corn job

A sexual act in which one partner, person A, eats corn, and then receives anal sex from person B. Afterward, the couple performs ass-to-mouth, person A’s ass to person B’s mouth, whereby the corn is transferred to person B. The two then repeat the cycle endlessly, swapping roles each time.

Be careful when you start a corn job, you may end up with a kernel panic.

by drups July 15, 2015

corn dogged

She got boned when I corn dog (dogged) her in the ass.

Ladies, getting bent over near a Corn-Dog 7 restauraunt, with a fresh corn dog in the ass.

by ESanders. November 11, 2003

Corn Hole

The orrifice where undigested kernels of corn shoot out into the commode, hopefully.

Deep Throating corn on the cob

by t.s. February 11, 2004

Corn ball

A super funny and super cute jokester that unexpectedly gets all the bitches

he is cute and a jokester, he must be a corn ball

by Goodemilyegg July 12, 2016

It's time for Corn

A phrase to initiate the ritual of eating corn with family friends, or even your dog.

Me: IT'S TIME FOR CORN
My Grandma: *SCREAMS*
My GF: *Vaporizes in out of thin air*
My Dog: *Grows 20 extra legs and consumes all of the corn*

by ReLeo March 20, 2018

Corn Tip

A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.

I couldn't pee because of my CORN TIP.

by psylence July 11, 2015