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Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home
by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022
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Who let the Fallen Angels cook?

The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed
cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out
by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022
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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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cooked

fucked. not in a sexual way
P1: plays a game. notices its 1v4
P1: im cooked
by ZorenB2 May 17, 2025
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Cooked

A word used to describe when someone is likely to lose some form of competition or game.
Troy: Bro I’m on his ass hit him for 60 he’s Cooked.
Isaiah: Got his ass.
by Winwesbla February 20, 2024
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Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.
You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.
by Okaym8 November 22, 2022
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