Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Boys Changing Room

The local barber, fight club, deli market, and cock fighting area all in one place.

Man I just got a buzz from the boys Changing room, right after I got a black forest ham sandwich. This place is awesome

by MR.WHOSETHEBOSS April 2, 2025

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

moo chang

A catchphrase used by only the most amazing, diabolically funny, and beautiful human beings.

Moo chang!!!!!! That ice cream was good!!!

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

Climate Change

Anything that happens

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018