Canada's History

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.

I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.

by thekaji March 18, 2010

sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle

Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"

by girl1981 July 21, 2008

Joey from Canada

A nickname for the best electronic music producer and performer EVER: deadmau5.

Joey from Canada is my hero!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Canada's History

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

by Darkanis February 5, 2010

Canada Dry

A broad term for casual buttplay of a peculiar and suspect nature by individuals called Marcus.

*Man in tweed walks up stairs: " I need some Canada Dry}". Woof, Woof.

by PerthBabe May 16, 2015

canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.

Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.

by veritast October 22, 2009

West Canada Valley

A school in a shit town of upstate ny, everyone has either a mullet and racist or they look like a school shooter. Manure gets spread next door at the farm so it always smells like shit. People are racist and ugly. And they are all fucking dumb

West Canada Valley is an awful school that thinks they are better than everyone but they’re not.

by West Canada Valley September 20, 2021