Crazy Kyler

A bat shit insane native creature named Kyler who strangles people with bike chains

Crazy Kyler is FUCKED.

by the big dirty 69 420 November 2, 2016

Crazy stamp

This is whenot you meet someone and right away you know they are out of their mind and you want to stamp the work crazy right across their forehead.

I just meat Erica...she totally gets the crazy stamp

by MarianneM November 28, 2016

crazy MF

crazy motherfucker

Be aware of that guy Masuel, he is a crazy MF.
Have you heard of this crazy MF called Masuel?

by Samyeezy January 20, 2017

crazy entrails

Gastrointestinal problems especially the ones that make your entrails seem like they're crazy.

Me and I have some weird crazy entrails!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 11, 2017

crazy hair

when someone is wild or crazy.

"I'm taking crazy hair home before she gets too out of control."

by jane420 June 11, 2017

Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017

Crazy Mikel

Being an overly obsessive person. May also apply to a stalker.

Person 1: I'm trying to get away from my boyfriend! He won't leave me alone.

Person 2: Gosh he's annoying. He's being such a crazy mikel.

by Supastaaar April 23, 2018