commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Commonical

a familiar resonable action.

Gabe: Dude, look at my shirt! I just had it made! Isn't it sweet?!

Sal: It's a picture of a german shepard head with paw prints down the side... pretty cool dude?

Gabe: Yea, I know! And it was only $45 dollars!!

Sal: You would. That's so commonical of you.

by harley boots November 23, 2010

Comodian

1. A Person Who Is Genuinely Funny, Sometimes Without Trying

2. Opposite of Comedian

"Bill, he's such a comodian"

"Joseph is so funny, he is in no way a comedian. All of his friends tell me he's a comedian

by mmrsrgrt23 October 27, 2011

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Comojitate

To think over something in great detail. When you can almost visibly see a person think over something.

I watched him comojitate over the problem.

by Grace Hoover February 3, 2013

Common Sense

Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)

"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!

"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."

by good attention July 31, 2013

common hopper

The common fart but with a little bit more umph and pop. A nice round sound from the anus

Oh wow man! Did you hear that common hopper i just ripped?! It's gonna be a stanker

by McGaynus McGraysiffer October 15, 2015