Charcoochie board

When a cannibal takes the pussy lips off his victims and places them on a chopping board in a deceptive manor

Mhmmm this charcoochie board is very beautiful

by AutumnSquatamn October 2, 2021

Bogart

To hold the joint or other pot smoking apparatus longer than usual when smoking with others..To walk off with something unintentionally.

"hey!" Jasmine shouted to Dirt, reaching for the bong. "Quit Bogarting that shit! you been holding it ten minutes now!"

by Jasmine420kittyfuck June 16, 2006

wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

Boarish

Similar to being whorish but in a bromance. Thus, if one bro has some serious bromance going on with more than one other bro, he is behaving boarishly...

Etymology: boar, from the name for the wild pig.

bro+whore = boar, (because brore sounds too awkward).

Person 1: "Bob keeps name dropping Tyler in every conversation."

Person 2: "Yeah there's some serious bromance between those two.

P1: "I thought Bob and Rob had a bromance going on!"

P2: "Yeah Bob's just boarish like that."

by kastrok October 28, 2011

skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch July 7, 2007

bogart

to wet a cig with your lips too much

dont bogart that man! fuck!

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003