Bliss Blanket Blackout

For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.

What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

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Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

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Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

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Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023

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