birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

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Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

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Birthday Style

When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it

H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!

by Adam buckley November 28, 2020

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 22, 2025

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