bacconi

Bacon maccaroni - for when you are feeling like having Mac and cheese with bacon, but can't have any cheese

I got some bacconi on the stove cause my girl comin over is lactose intolerant bro

by Bacongrief November 20, 2015

Bacon

The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)

"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)

by Mr Butlick January 7, 2016

baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Bacongasm

Overstimulation of pork goodness til the brink of hog paradise explodes in the back of your throat.

Jake ate the fish sandwich, but George had a full on bacongasm when he ate the BLT.

by Bacongasmatic August 17, 2016

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017