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Bat Shift

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!
by JumpInAWoodchipper October 17, 2015
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A fat bat

by The that February 6, 2022
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Bat

Animal who started the worst year of some people's lives and ended some of them.
"Do you want some bat soup, honey?" "Sure! Nothing can go wrong!"
by koweechi August 6, 2020
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Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.
Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone
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Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.
"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."
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bat finger

Somebody with a really large dick. Someone who care genuinely about their significant other. A “Bat Finger” is someone who doesn’t care what other think and will do almost anything to keep you in their life. If you let a bat I bet down he will always give you another chance, unless you play them, or steal their shit.
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Bat scab

A piece of crusty skin forms on the end of the penis after A series of masturbations
Shadimond : ew Tom had a fat grease bat scab last night
by Hdjehehsbdbbd September 11, 2018
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