boner genocide 

A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.

One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.

boner genocide by fuckin fucksticks August 22, 2014

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

boner selfie by SuhDewd April 11, 2016

boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

boner bungiee by Kuzuraki June 6, 2016

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

Boner-bod by thewildeone August 11, 2016

boner garden 

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

boner garden by big but toucher December 11, 2016

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

Boner Blind by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

boner baseball 

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

boner baseball by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018