Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004

Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.

Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.

by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

Bastardo

Bastard, with latin flair

that fuckin' bastardo just cut me off!

by Couch monster November 10, 2003

cock bastard

my father

i hate you, you cock bastard

by ryan October 20, 2003

sketchy bastard

1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.

2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.

1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!

2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.

by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006