by The realest of the real February 14, 2020
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by BooF God February 29, 2020
Get the Austin mug.One of the most Gigantic pussy’s out there. Can be funny at times and tries to act cool online but in all actuality he has no social life and has a brain hemorrhage when the opposition gender talks to him and simps the hardest u can ever thing of
Guy1:Did hear about Austin.
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
Guy2:No what?
Guy1:He simps all the time thought he was better than that
Guy2:Wow what a pussy
by Jerryfromearth420 March 6, 2020
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I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
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by UrDailyHacker March 13, 2020
Get the Austin mug.Austin is truly an sweetheart; but unlike many Austins, this one is an simple angel.
He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it.
Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile.
Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
He loves every living thing that is very hard to look past, to people who don't even deserve it.
Austin is passionate. He loves college basketball, baseball, something of an artist and one hell of an musician, but somehow he's always made time to make them happy, and you know it will all be worth it to pay attention to what Austins fire in his eyes, noticing the little things he does makes their day much worthwhile.
Austin is pure, he has hair an golden wheat field and deep hazel eyes where you can see eden. He is always the first and last person you see, no matter what you've did, where you have been. He's more loyal and caring than what we ever could ever elude to without an illusion. It's unreal that his girlfriend ever had him. They could only be so young to know what it even means to be for one another, but in the end, it doesn't really matter what you call love. It's just another branch of peaceful happiness you found in one another. It's hard to find, for everyone. With Austin, salvation she'd never thought could be on earth, saved her. she began to manifest an young heart again. Maybe even regressed a little to a innocent time where the sun shone above his face and reflected through to see what she longed for her whole life,but never could touch the surface until now,she has someone to hold her and heal she never dared to see with content: How to open your heart to an stranger.
Austin helped me find what makes me feel pure and clean again, after the live lived where phases had no color and all i thought of was "when am I going to get out of here?"
by Eliza-Lit77 March 15, 2020
Get the Austin mug.The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.
by Bobbysusie March 17, 2020
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