Austin

A devilish cunt.

“Did you talk to Cameron lately? He’s been such an austin lately”

by TruckNutsLicker December 7, 2023

Austin

Nice cock

Hey Austin nice cock

by Holamichinocogowjds June 28, 2020

Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.

by Boat skier January 5, 2022

Austin

A gay bitch who doesn't know he's gay because he only sucks dick in his sleep.

Chad 1: "Bro, since when was Austin gay?"
Chad 2: "Nah, he's got that sleep sucking disease."

by Dr. Koholic, Al October 27, 2020

austin edwards

Awesome and amazing. Someone who loves soccer and is a great person at heart.

Austin Edwards is very hot.

by JamesBond000000000000000000000 January 12, 2018

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024