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narco-tank

The word that is often coined to describe the armored car that drug gangs often ride in for a number of cases. Most commonly it is used to fight of other drug gangs while being in cover. The car is normally black to allow the car to blend in to the night life of most commonly Mexico. Reinforced steel allows the car's passengers to be protected while in it.
Gang member 1: Shit, what's that coming down the road.

Gang member 2: oh shit, looks like a narco-tank, lets shoot it.

Gang member 1: What are you, loko, homie, lets get the senoritas and go gets some cover mother-fucker.
by Mexicos watchful eye July 10, 2011
mugGet the narco-tankmug.

Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Cutie-tankmug.

Cat tank

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.
by Jake 9 April 27, 2017
mugGet the Cat tankmug.

spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
mugGet the spank my tankmug.

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.
-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks
by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024
mugGet the Italian Tanksmug.

Tunisian Tank Twister

The Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) Is a sexual move where a man ejaculates inside of a woman's oxygen tank. The pressure from the air causes the semen to build up and move throughout the hose. It then accumulates in the nostrils and stops the victim from breathing. Similar to a Kansas Tornado.
Eric: Yo last night I gave my grandma a fire Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) and she died from it
Hank: Fire bro
by anonymous April 1, 2025
mugGet the Tunisian Tank Twistermug.

tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered
"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"
by primpan September 9, 2018
mugGet the tankmug.

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