Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.

Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)

by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013

post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.

It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.

by Mdad28 June 12, 2020

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

Face Tunnel

In simple words: the mouth.

I made myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and inserted the masterpiece into my face tunnel.

by SassyTrencher January 31, 2015

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009