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acterrum

The feeling of hatred towards emojis with white backgrounds and towards the amount of emojis if it is an odd numbers.
Wow look at Jim he us really feeling acterrum.
by Topduo February 24, 2020
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Afterlife

How you define afterlife usually depends on your religion; now that's not my area of expertise, but I do believe that there IS an afterlife. Because people can't ultimately die; subconsciously we pass on our traits: our laughter, our thoughts, our values, our beliefs, etc.
These are parts of who we are, parts that we can't take to the grave and won't rot away with our body. Plus, I don't think people can stand the fact of saying the big 'Good-bye'. So afterlife is a way of thinking positive, even if there never is real proof. Belief is a strong emotion; it can do miracles.
Where do you think you'll end up after this sh*tty life?
What kind of afterlife will we be in?
by causeidontsayfck February 8, 2009
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Afterlife

A song by American hard rock band Avenged Sevenfold. The song is the fourth on their self-titled album and features a string orchestra. It was written by the band's drummer, The Rev. The song is about a man who dies early and finds himself in heaven. Upon entering, he realizes that he has too many things to do on Earth, and to go back and make it right he has to escape from the afterlife.
I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear. Escape from this Afterlife.
by Risown April 19, 2009
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AfterShit

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
by Theunknown man March 3, 2009
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Tuesday Afternoon

Drinking a crushed adderall pill mixed with red bull, and using one hand to masturbate while you doing a line of coke off of your free hand.
"Man, my grandpa's funeral was so boring! I had to sneak into the bathroom and do a Tuesday Afternoon to get through the second half!"
by sweetdupont April 4, 2010
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alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.
Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)
by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007
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poop aftershock

The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.
Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!

Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!
by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008
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