Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

by Urbantheturban July 08, 2019

Shit-shoe-ation

When someone accidentally steps in poop in enclosed shoes, usually from a dog or cat.

Oh no, that guy over there just stood in poop.
What a shit-shoe-ation.

by bruz234 April 06, 2023

Tied-Shoes Party

(n). A party with a high chance of getting busted by the police, therefore one would need their shoes tied to adequately run from said police.

Bart: "Bruh should I wear my Timbs tonight to the party?"

Crispen: "Nah bro it's tied-shoes party."

Bart: "True, New Balances tonight then."

by Bart123 November 25, 2016

Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.

Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!

by ThunderTheFurry December 02, 2020

House Shoe Balla

Originally referred to ball players who play basketball in house slippers, moccasins, and booties.

"I'm a house shoe balla kid, I could ball you up rockin my slippers"

by Waseem Si-bo August 08, 2007

square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.

Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.

by Jdog6969 February 18, 2011

round bottom shoes

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.

That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.

by douglas epley December 17, 2006