look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

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Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Infinite

Stop eating big nate ...

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily infinite

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

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The longest word... According to beluga

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by LIPS1112 June 5, 2022

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