SWPF-syndrome

When someone’s been diagnosed with skinny (or small) waist, pretty face syndrome.

“They’ve told me I have SWPF-syndrome stage 4 and it’s terminal…”

by jdawg20235 September 24, 2023

Somalien Syndrome

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.

Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"

by .vl12 September 24, 2023

Single Syndrome

The urge to flirt, fuck, or catch feelings for anyone become unbearably strong in the period right after leaving a relationship

“I wanna f••k him”
“Didn’t you just get out of a relationship? He’s mid ugly too, the single syndrome is real.”

by cardboardbeach September 27, 2023

Sweetgreen Syndrome

An economical phenomenon that causes the increase of a geographical area’s rent, gas, and food prices after a Sweetgreen salad chain is opened nearby.

Yeah, that was a cute little town to live in until it was ruined by Sweetgreen Syndrome.

by johnnybrats September 28, 2023

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

close quarters syndrome

Close quarters syndrome is when you develop feelings for a co-worker that you probably would've never liked if you didn't spend so much time with them. Be careful, it's easy to snagged by a narcissist with close quarters syndrome.

I don't know what I ever saw in that guy. He was my manager. It must've been close quarters syndrome.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023