Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.

“Alabama mud missile in coming”

by Ingborg March 1, 2024

A RUSTY MISFIT

When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.

That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.

So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.

After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024

Swing and a miss

Commonly confused with the baseball term, swing and a miss means to do well in wresting.

“Wow! That wrestler had a swing and a miss!”
“Yeah good on him”

by Jacey Gull April 8, 2024

Make a mish

Short for "make a mission". Used to describe leaving a place to fulfill an action, typically leaving to pickup drinks, food, or going out to accomplish something. More frequently used to describe unplanned outings, but can be used for planned as well.

"Let's make a mish to grab those beers from the 7-11."

"We ran out of pizza so I made a mish to get more."
"No more weed? Time to make a mish."

by 99ProblemsButaWordAintOne April 12, 2024

I don't miss

Lincoln Stoner

Lincoln "I don't miss"

by Mountaineer02 April 26, 2024

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024