National Sex Day

It's a day when u dont care about tomorrow and you bang like there's nothing else. You have the most fun and your girlfriend has to accept the deal.

Comeon baby, it's National Sex Day, let's have some fun!!

by Hellle May 30, 2024

Sex

The effect of being horny and the cause of being even hornier

Johnny: “Hey Sarah are you up for sex?”
Sarah: “John you’re my brother-“

by Neffit :3 May 30, 2024

Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.

Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 30, 2024

Sex

Something i haven’t had in 2 weeks

Yo you had sex? Me neither, actually my cousin’s out of town for past 2 weeks

by Aditi xo xo November 25, 2021

Sex

A sin. Stop thinking about it.

You: *has sex*
Jesus: *punishes you and your children for the unacceptable act of sticking and licking*

by atlantikfish November 27, 2021

Sex

A man sticks his penis in a girl and she moans like oh daddy then she sucks the sick and he licks the nitty and they have kids.... boom

I want to sex you up

by Bdhdbshdhsh November 29, 2021

sex

How make hot bab grills

Ethan: Hey wanna have sex tonight?
Millie: Sure!

by dirty_minded_mouse November 30, 2021