Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

cock sketcher

Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.

I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!

by Theshattalker April 03, 2017

Cock Whopper

When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.

Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?

You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?

Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”

You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”

by SpiderKiller59 April 14, 2022

Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

by Clevering April 05, 2018

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020

Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 26, 2020

Yee ol cock slam

When one person, grabs the cock of another and hoisters it to there side like a cowboy, then proceeds to jump up and SLAM them down to the ground cock still in hand

“Me and my girl did Some kinky shit last night, she gave me Yee Ol cock slam.”

by September 14, 2020