cock ridden

When you care about the boy way too much and always wanna know where he is & what he is doing 24/7, chase him and put him before kids if you have them
She's so cock ridden
by Kisssxxx June 20, 2017
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Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso April 23, 2018
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
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Cock Pilgrimage

Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.
"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."

"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
by justinitforthelols April 08, 2013
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Cock knot

A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving
by Evenflo October 18, 2021
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 25, 2019
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cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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