I love you

I love you means you’re never ever ever getting rid of me.

1: I love you
2: I will never get rid of you
1: i know

by WolfyDaWolf June 22, 2020

Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.

I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.

by concision November 3, 2023

anti-love

we must hate love, because it's cringe, even we need anti-sex too because it is from pornhub we must kill and attack pornhub and love, every what is connected to love and sex is ULTIMATE CRINGE, YOU KNOW WHY!!! JUST REALIZE HOW PEOPLE IS BEING DEGENERATE BECAUSE OF THIS, NOW LOVE IS BAD, KILL LOVERS, KILL GIRLFRIENDS, KILL BOYFRIENDS, KILL COUPLES, KILL SEX, KILL PORN, KILL NSFW, KILL MARRIAGES, KILL THESE CRINGE INTERNET, WE MUST KILL SEX AND LOVE!!!

person 1: i love you! *kisses person 2*
person 2: oh!!! i love you too!!! <3 *hugs person 1*
person 3: let's start a family! *grabs person 4 by the waist*
person 4: yeah!!! *kisses person 4* but first we need to marry!!! :)
anti-lover: DOOM IS ETERNAL, DOOM IS ETERNAL!!! *pulls out a minigun and kills person 1 and person 2*
person 1: AAAH!!! *died*
person 2: *screams in pain and dead*
doom slayer: NO MORE FAMILIES AND MAKING BABIES AND HAVING SEX!!! *kills person 3 and person 4*
person 3: *dead*
person 4: *died too*

by antilover January 11, 2024

Love

Love isnt real but with me it is.

i Just want to love nobody as it’s draining.

by .m<3 April 9, 2022

My love

My love is the reason for my happiness. She makes me feel so happy and loved. She’s someone that I love with my whole entire heart and I will never ever let her go!!!

Caroline is my love :)) <3

by Gayswiftie November 17, 2021

Make Love

A kinder and gentler phrase to be used in place of the word "fuck".

Jerome: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Love Poodle

A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.

Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.

by Love Poodle September 8, 2019