Zombie Lie

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."

by Nascarking24 February 23, 2015

Zombietard

A person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being retarded. They move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.

We smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.

by MSUSEE April 9, 2015

zomBAE

ZomBAE- Basically trying to burry the ex that wont die, or in a nicer term, a ex that tries to swim their way back into your life by doing your hobbies, classes, or work ect. Someone who just doesn't get the hint and wont buzz off

Girl 1- My ex is being such a zomBAE
Girl 2- He's a zombie omg?!?
Girl 1- No, Zombae, he is like stalking me and wont leave me alone...
Girl 2- Oh, yeah, ik a ex that use to do that to me.

by Lovelysnowy March 22, 2016

hover zombie

Jesus Christ, in reference to the proposition that he not only died, and subsequently was reborn, but also was capable of flying back up to heaven.

Under 'religion' on my profile, I put that I had accepted the hover zombie into my heart.

by Dave Z. September 27, 2007

Clunge Zombie

A term used to describe a male individual that is perpetually in a trance-like state, obessing only over the acquisition of intercourse with the opposite gender.

Alex: "4mo is a pretty big Clunge Zombie."
Nick: "Yeah but don't forget that Charlie Sheen will always be the Numero Uno Clunge Zombie."
Alex: "Ev-ery-day-troe!"

by Troe April 19, 2010

Vodka Zombie

One (usually male) who is so inebriated that they have the appearance of an undead creature. They are often spotted stumbling through social gatherings/parties, mumbling incoherently and usually end up face down with the cup of vodka still in one hand. With males, these foul beasts are often overcome by an insatiable lust for pussy, so watch out ladies. Don't try reasoning with these fucking beasts, as they are beyond help at this point of intoxication.

(Steve) Man, Gabe was one dumb son of a bitch last night.

(Kevin) No, he was a vodka zombie, Gabe is a dumb son of a bitch when he's sober.

(Gabe) Fuck you both.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Dick Zombie

Someone with an innate need to suck dicks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. A dick zombie can be either male or female.

Otis: "Hey Gunther, guess who got to third base with Macy Hertz?" Gunther: "Everyone. That girl's a DICK ZOMBIE."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 19, 2013